Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Criminal Intent

I'm driving with my Mum back into Wellington the other day. As we head towards Porirua we pull up behind a BMW.

Mum immediately comments that the car could be stolen. I ask what has drawn her to this conclusion.

"Well, the car is dirty. Normally a nice car is kept clean, but that one is really dirty. So, it's most likely that the vehicle has been stolen."

I really need to make sure my mother never sees my car. She'll be handing me over to America's Most Wanted For Crimes I Didn't Commit with unfailing logic like that.

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